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MORRIS MASTERS RUGBY

Morris Masters in Ireland

Morris Masters is a collection of old boys who still wear the jersey of Morris Rugby but may be either a little on in years or unable to train as hard as they once did when they were a little younger ... OR BOTH.

Our motto is, "The older we get, the better we were."

For more details contact

Unelected President  & Chairman of the Fitness Committee: Chris Walsh christopherwalsh@gmail.com

Match Secretary & Muster Master:                                          Dave Kettner david.kettner@gmail.com

Treasuruer:                                                                              Bill Wilt wmwilt@gmail.com

Morris Masters: The Yarmulke Trick

By Ralph Scoville In the world of sport, the hat trick is the mark of a great performance by an individual athlete.  It is rarely achieved.  Rarer still, but not as desired, is the Golden Sombrero in baseball, signifying individual lack of performance.  But for all these achievements, the rarer-est is the cherished Yarmulke Trick. …

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Morris Masters: Like Sow, Like Riblet

By Ralph Scoville The scions of Babe were no stranger to leadership.  On this glorious sun-splattered day in Denville, these descendants would lead a procession of melted pig fat tendrils up into the atmosphere to waft their ways to the ever hungering crowd.  It was opening day for the 2016-2017 Tri-State Rugby Palooza season. The…

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Morris Masters: Elvira the Albino Rhino and the Googolteenth Annual Jim Mccloskey Memorial Canoe Trip

By Ralph Scoville BEEP  . . . BEEP . . .  BEEP.  Samuel Adams. Brewer.  Patriot.  The twin diesel exhausts competed with the leaf-blower whines for audio supremacy on this otherwise quiet morning in the sleepy Bergen County town.  Neighbors yawned nonplussed as they came out to get the morning papers, nothing out of the…

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