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MORRIS MASTERS RUGBY
Morris Masters is a collection of old boys who still wear the jersey of Morris Rugby but may be either a little on in years or unable to train as hard as they once did when they were a little younger ... OR BOTH.
For more details contact
Chris Walsh [email protected]
Bill Wilt [email protected]
Morris Masters: Bye Bye COVID Pie
The following match report is a joint effort by Bill Wilt and Ralph Scoville On the surface, it looked like another lovely Spring day in NJ. The University in the Forest shone in its green splendor and the sun basked down on the Charlie X. Havea Field. All that was missing were the people. Not…
Read MoreMorris Masters: Get Onboard the Love Train
By Ralph Scoville Today marked the last day of our fictitious season. To this point, we are 3-0 going into the finale at Bayonne. The weather was perfect for rugby, for hanging out on the deck, even for mowing the lawn. Why, Ryan even took off his tights! There are times when fact and fiction…
Read MoreMorris Masters: Follicle Fleecing Frenzy
By Ralph Scoville It started like any other Saturday. You know, get up, run a quick 5 miles, sip some coffee and read the newspaper, eat my breakfast, then a quick double shot of Jameson to start my day. OK, you caught me. I MAY have exaggerated a few things. No, I did not run…
Read MoreMorris Masters: The Seinfeld Season
By Ralph Scoville Seinfeld was famous for being a show about… Nothing. Which is where we are on this match day, with me writing a game report about… Nothing. Our season opened on Long Island in early April, where the Junior Reporter did a splendiferous job of reporting on the non-action. He even accounted for…
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